Friday, June 3, 2011

Top Ten Bizarre Amazon Products

Number Ten:
Okay, you gotta admit, this guy's kind of cute.  I could actually see him as part of the decor in a lodge.  He's not too bizarre, but we'll partner him up with his friend at number ten...still it's not unheard of for a raccoon to be hunkering down on some cracker jack, so while both are kind of strange things to be buying online, they are pretty high up in the cuteness factor


 













Number Nine:
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure.  Yep, that's her!  Great gift for a single girl on her 40th birthday (NOT).  Actually kind of funny and not cute at all like our previous friends.  Described on Amazon, "hard vinyl figure has a wild look in her eye".  Come to think of it, I have never heard of a crazy cat MAN...but I know they exist, as the show animal hoarders was a sick guilty pleasure for a while.





Number Eight:
It's a classic, bacon band-aids.  I'm kind of fond of this one, and it has since branched off into pickle band aids, bacon flavored dental floss, and many more.  I thought it was probably best to leave well enough and funny enough alone, but we can all use more laughs!






Number Seven:
Kind of amusing; however, I have actually seen shows about people who use prayer as their only dieting tool.  Not sure prayer and frito dogs with melted cheese would really work but mmmmmm....frito dogs with melted cheese...yet I digress, Dieting with Jesus would be a funny addition to any fridge, but I would not stick it on the file cabinet of the chubby guy at the office.








Number Six:
The much anticipated Doody Head Velcro Cap Poo Flinging Game.  I know many of you have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of this classic!









Number Five:
If you've ever yearned for something to do whilst sitting apot.  I know with my toddler running around, toilet trips are full of pause and leisure (insert sarcasm here).  Great gag gift methinks.






Number Four:
Wonder if anyone's ever tried to go through airport security with this one!






Number Three:
Ideal way to dash the childhood innocence of anyone under the age of ten.









Number Two:
Normally I stay away from bitter breakup items; however, this one pulled it off with grace and charm.  It's actually really cool looking, and would be a wonderful housewarming present for someone who just had to relocate for relationship purposes.







And Finally, At the prime Number One Spot...
still number one after all this time...
and really the best part of this item (as I believe it is no longer available) is reading the reviews.  Take a look any time you need a good laugh.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Only $20,000!


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